I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
by udontnome June 10, 2009
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name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.
Check out the shit splitter that babe is wearing.
by west texan August 01, 2006
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Another word to explain thong underwear!
When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!
by dennob June 27, 2009
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Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
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