He was tired of the pussy, so he fucked her up the "shit pipe".

Me (To store clerk): Hey can I get an oil burner?
Clerk: Yes.. (Shows up 2 different kinds of shit pipes)
Me: Nah, let me get the skinner one please.
Clerk: Okay, that will be 5 dollars.
Me: **Thinks to self**....Fuck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the shit taste no bueno!

NOTE: Fuckin' stay away from the shit man, TRUST. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain't even shit, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and crap that ameturs made and THINK is meth.

Oh damn, the shit pipe is backed up again.

nickl shited in his girl friends shit pipe

I'd love to put it up her shit pipe.

I'd tear her a new shit pipe.

"Luke Herbert loved to take it up the bum, but James Dixon loved to be the shit pipe sheriff"

My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!