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Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.
Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”
by TheRealBadOyster September 26, 2017
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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