A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
by DonDsnger December 09, 2016
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Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed
why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed
by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021
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When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.
"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
by Ghostdik May 13, 2020
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It is used when a person online or in-person says something stupid and/or idiotic and creates a chain of people hating on the original commenter for their terrible comment. Most of the times the original commenter deletes their comment due to the hate. (Shit-well refers to a 'water-well' (the comments) getting infested with shit comments.
YouTube video: "Tips and Tricks on how to Speed up Game Performance"
Commenter: "You said this would help me?!?! My intel i2 still doesn't work at GTA V!!!"
Replies to commenter: "Geez, maybe upgrade you're CPU?"

"Do you even have a GPU?!?!"

"Did this person graduate high school?"

"Thanks 'commenter' for creating a shit-well...
by Metalikz June 30, 2021
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Taking a bad situation and making something good out of it
John: I heard your flight was delayed.

Steven: Yeah, three hours, but I did some shit whisking and I ended up banging four broads
by ModernNinja1 August 09, 2014
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I'm not quite sure of it's origin but the first time I heard it was on active duty with the US Air Force some time in the late 1970s.
A shit whistle is the item used by people, known as shit-whistlers, who tells a complicated and evolving tale that they alone believe. In psychiatry the closest term is a confabulation.
"Hey, you should have been at the NCO club last night! John was blowing the shit whistle again..it was a classic!"
by Uberklokken August 07, 2018
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