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a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.
"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."
by Ian June 14, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. They even buy brand new LP's, high priced DJ equipments as far as satisfying themselves
- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad

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- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music
by isolatedmybike July 07, 2010
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