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when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
by Mr Cunninglinguist August 17, 2013
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When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.
Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.
by Drbigman April 26, 2016
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