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The act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your anus.
Josh: My stomach feels funny.
Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.
Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!
Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.
Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!
by ih5365 July 20, 2012
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020