a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.

b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.