the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank
"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"
by tomark182 June 16, 2016
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He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black
When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick
by Snothalothagus January 19, 2018
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When someone has a massive boner but it looks more like they shit their pants through their dick
Man, jacob has a massive shit dick
Sarah is so into shit dicks
by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018
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A person who stinks so bad that you just want to kill them.
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha- Watsup Sexy Can I Suck Yo Dick
Me- YOU SHIT DICK BITCH! (Yells Very Loudly) If You Don't Get The Fuck Away From Me
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha - (She tries to touch me)
Me - (I Kill Latasha With Some Soap And Deodorant Repeliant)
....😩😂
by Keivon Moesley January 16, 2018
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Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick
by HELL_NO February 13, 2016
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1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish
Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic
by Rawrissocool May 20, 2014
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