Top definition
An unholy concoction that Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown wants to feed to sportswriters in the 1989 baseball classic, Major League.
I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit burger to eat!
by T Ryan August 03, 2011
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when everything that could go wrong does, and it happens all at once. the layers of shit just keep piling on up, and you're just gonna have to eat it.
if your' house burns down, you catch a cold, it's exam week, your mother goes to the hospital, and your best friend get's in a car wreck, you say, "I'm eating a huge shit burger with everything on it".
by wormy wino December 10, 2006
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When toilet paper is already in the loo and you shit on top of that. Then you cover your shit with toilet paper and you have a shit burger.
by Acid2606 March 09, 2016
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A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.
Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.
Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?
Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?
by fungal_intersections January 21, 2013
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when someone has bad breath you ask them if the shit burger they had for lunch came with a soft drink
talker: blah blah blah bluh blah.....
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!
by Kyle Prosko March 18, 2007