For the record I have one of these pieces of shit along with a gamer tag but it's all collecting dust.A console that instead of actually having games on the PS2 or even some games on the gamecubes level, has to rely on overhyping there games with gimicks so that they SEEM good. Allthough it is the most powerful console of this generation the only games that show it's power are the tecmo games such as Ninja Gaiden, Dead or alive 3 etc. Final Fantasy on the ps2, and the RE series on Gamecube show more time and effort than halfassed overhyped games such as Halo 2. The console and it's games seem to only attract 8-12 year olds and casual gamers.
This is how you distinguish a real gamer from a casual 12 year old noob.
Ask him if he'd rather play a Metal Gear Solid game or Halo 2. Then judge by his answer.
This is how you distinguish a real gamer from a casual 12 year old noob.
Ask him if he'd rather play a Metal Gear Solid game or Halo 2. Then judge by his answer.
Xbox fanboy- w00t I just got a Xbox for my 12th birthday and now I can make my gamertag. ooh whats this a friend request from "6th grader666"?
Xbox fanboy- No online PC games arent better. I get to pay to play with 10 year olds.
Xbox fanboy 3- Dont worry Halo I know your a noob game with huge hitboxes, autoaim and pussyass shield so you can run away in the middle of battle and try to attack again 3 5 seconds later, but I'll buy you and stick next to you cause it's all us casual gamers and children have.
Real talk- Sony specializes electronics and nintendo has been in the game business forever. Microsoft is only good for making computer Operating systems. The Xbox is just an attemp to to reel in casual gamers with a bunch gimicks. That was even said by a MS rep at the Xbox 360 press conference.
Xbox fanboy- No online PC games arent better. I get to pay to play with 10 year olds.
Xbox fanboy 3- Dont worry Halo I know your a noob game with huge hitboxes, autoaim and pussyass shield so you can run away in the middle of battle and try to attack again 3 5 seconds later, but I'll buy you and stick next to you cause it's all us casual gamers and children have.
Real talk- Sony specializes electronics and nintendo has been in the game business forever. Microsoft is only good for making computer Operating systems. The Xbox is just an attemp to to reel in casual gamers with a bunch gimicks. That was even said by a MS rep at the Xbox 360 press conference.
by SnakeDizzle August 11, 2005
Another name for the X-Box gaming console.I'ts name derives from the fat load its carrying,for such low-quality gameplay,and graphics.In other words,I'ts a piece if black shit,with a green X on the top.
by Filmore May 27, 2003
by Geek-O-Man February 28, 2005
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s
: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s
: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."
"dry smash her shit box
And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."
"dry smash her shit box
And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
by Kieran King December 28, 2007
To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box
being jacked up combined with shit box
"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"
"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"
"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"
by Morbog September 27, 2004