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Completely drunk to the point of ignorance. Unknowingly peeing on inanimate objects or oneself.

Scott Johnson was shit boxed every day of college.
by DirkNiggla September 08, 2003
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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The leaving of fecal matter in a bag or a box, secretly hidden in a small room (especially dorm rooms) as a prank or revenge.
Hey, we shit-boxed Scott. He should smell that in a week or two!
by annonymous April 11, 2005
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The act of receiving a very undesirable package in the mail; usually vulgar, yet always funny! They come in different themes for almost any occasion.
John got busted screwing his girl's best friend, so his fiance sent him an annonymous package; he was totally shitboxed!
by jackson_ruby February 12, 2011
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