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When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.
Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!

God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.
by bryant.8 July 18, 2017
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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