phr. Southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. It’s similar to shit a brick, but it’s more creative. It also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. Most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. Some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. Someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. Something broke.
4. A piece is missing from whatever you are trying to assemble.
5. Someone ran into the sliding glass door again.
6. Someone left Legos on the floor.
7. The dog crapped in the house.
8. Your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.
Jeff: "Shit a gold brick! I shot my self in the foot again!
Jack: "That makes time number three this week, dumbass."
by Dr. Strangehat February 16, 2007
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Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.
"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"
by jimmy patron September 17, 2009
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A person or persons whose general appearance resembles a house made from bricks of shit.
Felius Fudgepacker: "Check that munter out" *points*
Johnny Rugmuncher: "Aye she's a right shit brick house."
Krystal "Fingerlickingood" Meths: "2 fer a £1, get yer blowies, 2 fer a £1!"
by ilikegibletsandgelpens August 10, 2008
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In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.
Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.
by bigguy1027 September 08, 2014
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1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)
1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..
by TRINNY BITCH September 09, 2011
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Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
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