A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

ur all shirted again

I've gotta go get shirted cos my nipples are hard as tic-tacs.

You wear a fucking shirt.

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.

Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.