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A person who attends Greek events simply to get the complimentary t-shirt promoting the date party.
"Sweet shirt, frat-bro. When did you hand out with the tri-delts? Aren't they skanks?"

"Sure are, dude. But, one chick in my 0-level math class asked me to the Helter Delta Skelter date party where I got this neat shirt."

"You're such a shirt whore."
by XyourXworstXnightmareX June 02, 2006
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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