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A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym
Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room
by Strike itch April 06, 2019
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
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