Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.

John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"

by disco banana December 3, 2009

Circle-shirk

When each member of a group individually avoids responsibility for something, leading to a communal dereliction of that responsibility.

"The guys all used the hot-tub, but they circle-shirked so no one turned it off."

by MattyDaddyOhNo September 25, 2022

Shirk-off

The act of masturbating with shit

Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass

by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

shirk jerk

A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.

For when you get a kink in your neck.

Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?

by yabig March 3, 2020

Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

shirking from home

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

by Babster April 27, 2008

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021