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A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.

For when you get a kink in your neck.
Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?
by yabig March 02, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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