The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."
by Showdown Sean November 06, 2011
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When a man inserts his meat into a woman's anal cavity unexpectedly. The man must be steadily spitting in her butt throuought intercourse for this to work properly. After he surprises her with his penis, she will most likely turn around in shock. As soon as he sees this, he must hit her in the head with a lamp and then rape her unconscious body. When she awakes she will be tied to a donkey on her way to Mexico.
Nick: dude, where is stephanie?
Jacob:I gave her a Mississippi shipwreck.
Nick:I hope she knows Spanish.
Jacob:I gave her a Mississippi shipwreck.
Nick:I hope she knows Spanish.
by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011
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shipwreck schramm
(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)
1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.
*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)
1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.
*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"
Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"
Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."
Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."
Steve: - "No that never happened bro."
Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"
Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."
Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."
Steve: - "No that never happened bro."
by observer2 February 08, 2010
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Shipwrecked Comedy are a group of individuals who create comedic sketches and webseries.
You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .
Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.
You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .
Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.
Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
Shipwrecked comedy made Edgar Allen Poe interesting.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
Shipwrecked comedy made Edgar Allen Poe interesting.
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Slang for masturbation
by dagandjandal November 21, 2009
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