"My 46 foot vessel is unlike any other. My shit dont stink and I live the yatch life faggot. If you dont own a boat thats at least 35 feet, then you my sir are a piece of arrant feces"
"You, my sir, are a shipdick"

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow