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1. A gnome who comes from the land of the Shmlolians. Is a registered Shmex offender.
Person 1- "Hey did you hear about Shimley?"
Person 2- "Yeah, heard he got 23 years for possession of Shmild Porn"
by Steve Jobs the one and only February 25, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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