Urban Dictionary: shiitaked

shiitaked

very drunk to the point of sloppiness

Do you remember fuking that huge bitch last night? No man I was shiitaked

by Rachel October 22, 2003

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Shiitake

a type of Japanese asian mushroom that sissies use as a benign way to say shit

oh shiitake mushrooms

by ihategeometry October 15, 2003

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shiitake

another way of saying shit, kinda like saying shiite . aside from that in Japanese it literally means "oak-tree mushroom"

holy shiitake mushrooms!! instead of holy shit...

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

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shiitake

shee-tah-keh

A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.

"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me

by Dave June 23, 2004

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Shiitake

Ramen noodles with the take of shit in them
usually with mushrooms

Lets make some shiitake noodles!

by kkermen April 10, 2009

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Reverse Shiitake

When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.

"I flipped her backside and went reverse shiitake on that ass"

by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009

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Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

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