Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.
"My favorite movie characters are Shrek and Donkey."
"Don't you mean Sherk and Dokney"
by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019
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When a bisexual man is so scared to eat pussy that they shit themselves and then uses the fecal matter to jerk off their boyfriend before having them ejaculate all over their furry man tits while exclaiming the want to kill themselves.
After failing to purchase a blowjob outside the local gay bar, he decided to invite some friends over for taco bell and a Dirty Sherk party.
by Rascalmania April 04, 2020
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Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.

Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.
Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.
by 9inLA April 09, 2010
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The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.
Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.
by Stuntcack June 27, 2014
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(Verb): The act of making the Shrek face
Bayden Levine is the master at the Sherk Face
by Shrek4Life August 05, 2019
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