A funny story that you send to your friends written in notepad.
An example:
Once upon a time I drank an egg. It did not taste well. It tasted like an old man's wrinkly booty.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

a person who sucks at grammar, and or spelling.