Using the keys on a calculator a child in 4th grades types in the keys .0) 710 77345, then turns the screen upside down to show his pal his display screen reading:

shelloilco.

or Shell Oil Co.

His freind tells him thats so clever, all he came up with was boob.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”