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A butt so fat that it seems like a drink could rest on top of it while the person is standing. Can be a compliment or used derogatorily. Not a term that is thrown around for just anyone, only a select few actually have shelf booties. Can also be used as a proper name when referring to a specific person with a shelf booty.
1) "Mmm that girl got a shelf booty, doe, and I'm tryna holler."
2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"
3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."
2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"
3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."
by bstouttt April 19, 2009
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021