Sheilagh is a gift to the world. If you're arguing with her, she is probably right. She is smarter than your white friend but funnier than your black friend. She is adventurous, talented, devoted, empathetic and loving. Marry her or you'll regret it, you will never find another Sheilagh

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.