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An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.
I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.
by Bubble_Frank April 27, 2016
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).
Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.
by Zonal K September 10, 2019
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