When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.

Sheet snake: what you call a males penis when he lays between the sheets.

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Another phrase for ejaculating in bed

The wet spot she leaves on the bed after sex, usually where she passes out after sex.

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure

A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.