A fart so deadly and repulsive it will clear out a room, and even after evacuation and multiple doses of air freshner the smells only gets worse. When a sheen fart is emitted- best case is to leave the building and not come with in 500 ft for a day or two

Sheen farts tend to be silent- but can also be loud and wet sounding

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.