Pretty-boy, guido-wanna-be faggot. who spends too much time fixing his flo-hawk and playing with and shaving his baby dick, as he obessively looks at his 11 year asian boy body in the mirror. One who is a LOSAA and a NOBODY! Tools of all tools.

(see asshole, dickbag, or FUCKING JERKOFF)

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.