The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

Hold on bro I gotta go she at real quick.

I was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.

I love sheating, infact, last night I ate half a pizza while taking a crap.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

AWWW SHEAT...
Sheat, you dont know nuthin.
That's my sheat your messing with.

I needed to sheat so fucking bad on Passover that I just ended up eating Matzos in the bathroom.

Cata constantly needed to fucking Sheat and didn't get much cleaning done.