A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.
Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
by decimator1337 November 12, 2014
Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.
by Obi Kaye October 10, 2006
i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!
by bull70 April 24, 2010
a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
by minghi May 17, 2003
by hoehoefromdawg September 28, 2003
A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.
by luke110381 February 04, 2008