I asked him to shit in the toilet, but instead he shat on the floor.

"Yo Bill, lemme use your bathroom, I have to Shit." *a few minutes later* "Oh jeez, I'm sorry man, I just Shat... and it was huge."

He shat on the floor.

Person 1: "Last night I shat at my girlfriend's house."
Person 2: "Nice!!! How big was it?!"
Person 1: "Bigger than the average poop, it hurt a little, but not quite as much as being sanduskitized

I only shat once since drinking that saltwater concoction

Oh no carla shat herself again

Person 1: I love apples!
Person 2: I hate apples lol they suck they are the worst fruit ever
Person 1: Wow, you just shat on my favourite fruit