"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

"Shamone, that fly-ass bitch is really shatplank.."