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The act of vigorously inserting your thumb into and out of your rectum while masturbating in the shower.
Chris blew his load everywhere when he was shassturbating this morning.
by Mytinylittlehand May 05, 2017
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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