He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.

Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle

Boo!
Aagghh,
I just shartled.

After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.

Rich: Man, you shartle food from everyone!
Nick: I know.