Chris: The other night I was rushing out the door to meet my parents for dinner. I tried to squeak out a fart and I sharted. I had to come up with a good excuse for why I was so late to dinner.

Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.

Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.