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Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer
by RetyTheLlama February 03, 2008
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What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!
"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."
by ggrab4884 September 07, 2009
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a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.

When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
Jim, can you believe it.. I just shart! Now I have to go change out of my lucky jeans!
by The Cancer Coven November 23, 2004
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the past perfect participle of soiling your undergarments.
oops, i shart my pants.
by andrew stewart August 06, 2004
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when one feels a fart coming about, and then lets loose and some shit comes out with it. one may make a disgruntled face, or sometimes a groaning/grunting noise. otherwise, then one waddles back to ones house because of amount of shit in ones pants, it looks something of a waddling, zombie type walk.
dude lets go. wait. what? damn, i just sharted.
by blahhhhhhh March 30, 2006
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The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly"

shart, sharting, sharted, sharts
Oh my goodness, I must leave. I seem to have sharted.
by CL January 20, 2004
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