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Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.

Silence......fart noises.

John: Ah no that was a shart!

Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!

John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!

Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
by Chopper2010 September 11, 2010
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means to fart and have shit come out with it
I thought I had to fart silently, but when I did I shit my pants.
by Leah2 August 25, 2005
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1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.

2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.

Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
by Kalisiin June 10, 2010
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The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."
by Antoine December 14, 2004
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turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it
i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!
by jr December 11, 2004
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When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out much like. Used in the movie along came polly.
by Sean February 23, 2005
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