I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
by mistermic May 26, 2006
by 1337 5h4r+3r February 14, 2005
The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
by bobby shart August 28, 2009
As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.
by Big Shartman III January 5, 2005
by rebelwith a cause April 29, 2006
1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.
2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.
3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!
2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.
3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!
by I SLEPT WITH NELLY! March 10, 2006
by RetyTheLlama February 4, 2008