Urban Dictionary: shart

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

by mistermic May 26, 2006

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a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.

by Foof March 27, 2003

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gas followed by mass.

that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.

by fycfan#1 April 20, 2005

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both a Shit and a fart

Oh no thats a shart

by Stan the man 31 January 26, 2009

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when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out

dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.

by arlie September 05, 2004

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A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.

"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

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When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

by mistermic May 26, 2006

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