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When Andrea shits her pants at work while laughing too hard at her own jokes.
"Andrea's sharrd is leaking on our brand new carpet!"

A southern cousin to sharted
by Hmmm weird July 24, 2017
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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