An illiterate, ugly, annoying, pathetic creature. Spends all their time playing video games and feeling sorry for themselves. Constantly seeks attention, and can be found on many Video Game message boards. Frequently participates in internet 'relationships' with underaged girls as they cannot get with anyone in real life. Often lies and pretends to be gay, anything to make themselves appear more interesting than they actually are.
If you're not careful you'll turn out to be a right sharky when you're older.
by Anonymous September 5, 2004
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A predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. Usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.

The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.

The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).
"You came, you saw, you nommed! Hope every sharkie got what they were after"

"Sharkies... what a beautiful species. "

"Sharkies.... you're awesome. Mwah!
by Vatican Black November 26, 2012
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A sexy spanish man that can make love to a woman just by looking at her with his brown eyes and devilish smile.
Sharky looked at the girl across the bar and she instantly came when he smiled at her.
by smjbabyloveU2 April 26, 2009
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To be Sharkied is to work in a restaurant and have a customer come in 5 minutes before closing and order food.
Goddammit, a new table just got here. We just got Sharkied. FML.
by Axisradio.ca October 16, 2019
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Sharki Is a tall dude with weird hair that looks like Justin Bieber and disappear alot and loves to vape
Him: where is sharki

Me: he disappeared 5 hours ago
by Pakalulu senpai January 4, 2018
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p1"fuck im dead!"
p2"i told you not to fuck with Sharky"
by KetchupBottle October 31, 2015
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