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POV: You are here from the definition of Urban Dictionary and decided to see what shark meant even though you already know what it means, and just want to see some random sexual definition.
Anyways, a shark is a sea creature.
Anyways, a shark is a sea creature.
Jimmy: *looks for the definition of Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
Also Jimmy: *sees the definition that contains the word shark*
Jimmy again: *looks for shark*
Shaniqua: ay lil timmy you ain gonna look up da definishin of shawrk becu you saw tha shi on th definitshin of urb dic right lil squart?
Also Jimmy: *sees the definition that contains the word shark*
Jimmy again: *looks for shark*
Shaniqua: ay lil timmy you ain gonna look up da definishin of shawrk becu you saw tha shi on th definitshin of urb dic right lil squart?
by DrizzyXL September 30, 2020
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A shark is a very beautiful creature that is misunderstood. The shark is very interesting and different from humans. The shark has gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. These creatures can accidentally mistake humans for the food they eat on a regular basis. This includes seals occasionally, large fish, and very rarely other small sharks. These amazing animals must be recognized and saved.
by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020
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Unlike some of the retarded, sexually related definitions on UrbanDictionary, this is the real meaning. A sea animal completely misunderstood because of the terror that Jaws brought. When they attack you, it's mainly because they misinterpret you as a seal (their eyesight is poor), and they rarely kill anyone. Tigers and elephants kill 200 people a year...sharks: 7. Yet people continue to save up for "Save the Elephant/Tiger" funds.
Sharks are sometimes hunted with huge, 60 miles lines. They get caught in the liens and since they can't move their gills to breath, they suffocate. Dolphins/seals also get caught in these nets, and cannot resurface for air.
They're used for shark soup, which is thought to be good luck. Yet it causes bloodshed for sea creatures. Why would this be good luck..?
Sharks are sometimes hunted with huge, 60 miles lines. They get caught in the liens and since they can't move their gills to breath, they suffocate. Dolphins/seals also get caught in these nets, and cannot resurface for air.
They're used for shark soup, which is thought to be good luck. Yet it causes bloodshed for sea creatures. Why would this be good luck..?
Instead of writing a retarded sexually related definition, I've decided to supply you with something you can actually use, since most people who write stupid things on UrbanDictionary are 12 year old virgins and will never get the chance to try out the sexual moves written on other definitions. ((Sharks))
by Perokitune February 18, 2011
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“Shark” is a term that originated from poker. A shark is a term used to describe a player with a tight- aggressive play style. This means that they fold the majority of their hands, but when they do play a hand, they usually make big, well placed bets. Most sharks are very good players.
Just don’t play at Table 3. That old guy with the brown hair is a shark. You’re gonna lose your money.
by Csal May 05, 2011