It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!
by Mr háñdsòme June 30, 2023
Another term to describe a females monthly visitor. Usually because it is associated with a lot of blood and aggression.
by Octanex December 29, 2022
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.
and im on the towel for a few days
and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 20, 2023
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.
and im on the towel for a few days
and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 20, 2023
When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
by Bootypoopop October 7, 2021
The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs
by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 3, 2022