Urban Dictionary: sharf

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

by Spurtz October 25, 2007

When you shat and barf at the same time

Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor

The act of shitting, farting and barfing all at once.

Dude, after that party last week, I sharfed all over my car.

by ParkerScones March 04, 2019

That meal was disgusting! I think I'm going to sharf!

by Travis Bagwell October 04, 2009

Shh-arf: verb: 1. The act of crapping ones pants instead of releasing flatulence. 2. Leaving chocalate skid marks in ones briefs.

After a long night of sex, the 2 couples began sharfing.

by Chitown May 03, 2006

After finishing a bottle of Goldschlager in 2 hours, Tito proceeded to sharf and then PTFO on the toilet.

by Gaiboi69 May 19, 2015