A protective, cotton type plug usually inserted to help protect against sharding in one's trousers. Usually effects the population born before the 1960's.
Hey Glady's, did you notice Helga hasn't sharded all day. I bet she bought shardguards after that disaster in aisle 5 of Wal-mart.
or
She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.
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She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.
by Mr Cancun2 April 06, 2011
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
by Darren December 03, 2004
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- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
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- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
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- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
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- 25. got that
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- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
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