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To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.
Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.

Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!

by Emas Diez March 30, 2006
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
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A shaqueef is a combination of a Shart (shit while you fart) and a Queef (a vaginal fart).
Cheyenne just Shaqueefed all over Bella in Study Hall today.
by xcheyenne13x December 27, 2011
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